Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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