I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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