Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you never un-have a 4some
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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