Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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