Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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