if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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