he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Nobody cheats on THIS.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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