I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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