Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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