Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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