Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize