There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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