She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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