so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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