The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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