Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He has the fingertips of a God
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