I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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