I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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