Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize