I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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