the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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