plz talk dirty to me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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