Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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