I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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