God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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