I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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