I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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