But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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