he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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