When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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