Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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