Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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