his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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