Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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