No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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