just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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