Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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