Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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