Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
pray to the hookup gods
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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