I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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