Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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