I looked at my own cervix.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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