Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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