Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
last night I used snow as a chaser
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