I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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