6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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