Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
