Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
