Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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