If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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