I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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