hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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