I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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