If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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